Archive for the ‘weird’ Category

Vote-O-Potty

Thursday, March 31st, 2016

I’ve been updating this old school flash game every election cycle and this time I made a few little improvements.  Find yourself a browser with a flash player and enjoy this fun game!


 

Smear tactics and mudslinging now have a whole new meaning!

Play Vote-O-Potty!

 

Share this link: http://bit.ly/1UXEha3         vote

 

Understanding the Mandelbrot Set

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014

Here’s a bunch of math and equations that create beautiful looking stuff. Fractals! I love finding and sharing nicely made instructions like these so that other teachers have the tools to teach about fancy stuff like this.

Understanding the Mandelbrot Set:



Find more amazing science and math at Numberphile.

Rarely Seen Disney Cartoon – Redux Riding Hood

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012

This trippy and hilarious retelling of Little Red Riding hood was nominated for an academy award in 1997 yet it is a rarely seen gem hidden in Disney’s vault. Video quality is poor but still worth a watch.


Take a look at the voice talent used for this rare production!!

 
Garrison Keillor
Michael Richards
Mia Farrow
Lacey Chabert – Meg before Mila Kunis
June Foray – Rocky the Flying Squirrel
Fabio
Don Rickles
Jim Cummings
Adam West

Talk Like A Pirate Day

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Since landlubbers arrrr usually fergettin how to properly identify those of the piratey ilk, I’ve drawn up me plans how to make em all believers in the great ways of the Pastafarians.

First, ye may have to be provin’ yer piratey-ness by showin’ em what ye got under that patch or kilt, or ye let em take a gander at yer wooden leg, even make em sharpen ye hook if ye hafta. Me? I always get em when I toss me prosthetic head at em! Perhaps even suggest they consult wit me head doctor?

Another sure way to best the yellerbellies and woo the wenches is to demonstrate how to properly make Ramen.

Step 1: Pound ye fist on the booty.

Step 2: Open the treasure.

Step 3: Cram the sacred noodles in yer mouth hole.

Step 4: Pour the flavor packet on yer tongue.

Step 5: Drink boiling water.

ARRRRRRRRR!

Bacon, Chocolate Ice Cream and Bees

Friday, August 21st, 2009

I’ve been craving some bacon and chocolate lately so I went to the grocery story with ten bucks to get a quart of chocolate ice cream.  With any luck I hoped to find a deal that I might be able to acquire two quarts so imagine my joy when I get there to find a huge variety of chocolatey delights for only $1.99 each!!

I stand in line with my four, count ’em, 4 quarts of chocolate chunky frozen goodness and ten dollar bills.  The line’s moving quickly but all I can think about is pouring bacon crumbles over this stuff.  My turn at the register comes and the cashier quickly works up my total, which looks like it’s going to be over 25 bucks, then he swipes my “club card” and the final total is … $15.85.

“Wait”, I say.  “I think these are supposed to be $1.99 each … does that seem right?”

The cashier pulls out his store circular and checks.  Sure enough, that’s the deal-eo!  But there’s a limit on two quarts per purchase.  There’s always a catch.  Okay, fine.  I just really need some chocolate.  He takes two of the quarts and removes them from the total.  And from my bags.  But I need to check which ones I’m allowed to purchase because one of the four isn’t as chocolately as the others and sure enough, it’s in my bag already and needs to be swapped asap.  The bacon to chocolate ratio is very important.

Suddenly, a manager pops up out of nowhere and overrides the action, then he’s gone.  Bam, these guys are fast, but I actually want one of the flavors he’s taken out and I tell the cashier while I attempt to swap it with one in my bag.

He abruptly says, “May I have your club card again sir!”

I try to tell him about my swap idea while fumbling through my wallet and pockets looking for the precious club card that grants these $1.99 chocolate wishes, then he realizes that he still has my club card and swipes it for me.  Now I can see he’s barely paying attention and certainly unaware of my choco-baco dilemma.  So I try to explain again, “I’d prefer one of these flavors over the one already in the bag.”

“That’ll be $3.98, sir.”

Damn!  Why is he battering me like this?  I hand him the four bucks and try to explain my preference in flavor once again.

ZIP! ZIP! DING! … Ca-Ching!  Lickity-Split!  My dollar bills go into the till, the change dispenser spits out my two pennies and the cashier hands me my receipt and says, “May I have your club card again sir!”

Okay, now I’m thinking, WTF?!  Does he know how to work this frakkin thing or what?  This guy is about to drive me completely bacos!  I’m usually soft spoken and tend to mumble but now it’s clear there’s some hearing impairment or selective judgement at work here.  I mean, this guy is going so fast and he’s not even looking at me.

So just as calmly as before, I repeat myself,  “I’d really prefer one of these flavors instead, please.”

Then at last!!  He reaches for the other quart.  He grabs it.  BEEP!  Then the other one.  BEEP!  The second pair of quarts go into my bag.

“That’ll be $3.98, sir.”

So, finally, I’m like, “Oh, I see what you did there!”

So now I’m chuckling, and I say, “I’m sorry, I thought you weren’t listening to me and it turns out you heard me just fine”.

THANKS MAN!

I bet he knows a thing or two about how bees can cause water damage.  Hmmmmm.

A New Exquisite Corpse

Monday, October 13th, 2008

I joined this little art community called Exquisite Corpse (pre-automation ~ 2002) but was never delivered a slice until after it’s automated reintroduction. I worked on about 10 corpses and then the site founder closed up shop.  The gallery is still there but the community has moved so now I finally found my way over to ‘Shae and Company’.  A New Exquisite Corpse.  Good things will come of this.

Perceiving Space-Time

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

It’s difficult to talk about the abstract so we have to invent a special language to talk about the things we cannot perceive.  If these dimensions of space-time require imagination to perceive, then is all of reality an illusion?

Watch these two great videos to have your mind blown.

Understanding The Fourth Dimension


Site Makeover | Widget

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

For the past year I have wondered what this site would become and how it would look.  Taking some inspiration from a favorite 3D modeling program I’ve decided on this simple approach using actions which also coincide with the beginning development of a web app/widget.

Orange.  Something about it is adventurous, mysterious and well, weird.  The condiment theme fits with some concepts that I will introduce as the widget evolves and becomes available in different refreshing flavors.

ENJOY!

Net Neutrality

Friday, June 6th, 2008

When the newspaper first emerged it acted as a democratic voice until the press was owned by early corporations.

Then the radio became the transmitter of the free mans voice, until it was taken over by powerful corporations and federal bureaucracy.

The television, a modern media channel owned by corporations that sell you the news they want you see.
Then suddenly, something so huge and free emerges that brings liberation to the whole world as a true democratic beacon…the internet. And if that isn’t enough, the internet takes over the radio and the newspapers and clearly, the television is quickly becoming the internet.

Unless we let the corporations get control of the internet and turn it back into the TV and the remote control that corporations want of your lives.

KILL YOUR TELEVISION

Stop watching TV.
Stop buying CD’s and DVD’s
Stop listening to the radio and reading newspapers

Start using torrents and the pirates bay
Start downloading and streaming your music and video entertainment
Start tuning in to independent channels

The TRUTH is out there!

AND IT’S FREE!!!

Helmholtz Resonance | Hang Drum

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Ever at a loss about what gift to give on a day like today?

No, this is not a wok.

No, this is not a wok.

Similar in design to a steel drum, the Hang (pronounced hung) drum is created by PANArt in Switzerland and it is rather difficult to obtain because they are made by only two people!


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